I'm on this lovely beach holiday at the moment, and you know how laying under the sun surrounded by practically naked people is bound to make you both contemplative and speculative. So, after observing far too many peculiar specimens, I realized there is this one look that is just the biggest turn off of all, and I mean the look no man on earth (no matter how fit and hot and gorgeous) could ever pull off; this is the
T-SHIRT + SPEEDOS + nothing else look.
I just want to go up to them and say 'pardon me good sir, but do you know who you look like in your stupid t-shirt and speedos??'
Yep.
With the ever so slight anatomical difference that perhaps your package is... well, um - peeking?
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